"Mock" Blog

So tonight I am writing a mock blog that I would imagine my sister would write if she had the patience or mental capacity to write one. I'm experimenting with putting myself in someone else's shoes, if you will. Here it goes. 

"Title: Many Names"

There are many names one might call me. We could start with my birth name, that which was plastered on paper in a Baltimore hospital for all to see. Next would be "Mommy" as my children once called me. Now, would be "Mom" or "Mother" as I am now less affectionately referred to. Followed of course by Crackity Anne. This is the name my siblings and father have taken to calling me. Whore. This is the name whispered by my youngest sister at the mere mention of my name. Entrepreneur. My response to her sordid name. 

You can call me whatever your heart desires; whatever your loins long for.